No.. I'm not pregnant. Let me tell you a little story, a diddy if you will... if you like to hummm while you read
anyway! I got to ride my new toy this weekend (thank you Jessica for watching my kiddies!)!! If you can remember from earlier posts my toy is... was a dirt bike. We went to Walker Valley to do some real trail riding!! It was lots of fun.. I can not even tell you how much fun it was! Well the first trail that we went on kind of sucked... because let us not
forget I am a new comer to this exciting new world, the first trail that we went on wasn't a groomed one. it was big enough for small 4-wheelers, however I wouldn't have been happy on a 4 wheeler! This trail was crazy, steep hills,
big rocks, tree roots, and my loving husbands eyes on me the whole time... I was nervous, but after avoiding a few
trees and a very large trench.. I made it out without a scratch (well maybe a small scratch). So deciding I just
wasn't ready for that kind of a workout. we took up some groomed trails. these were much better! they were more gravely, but better. I could get the speed that I needed to get up the hills, and a little more confidence on my cute
bike! So we were going full speed on a trail (my full speed, okay, really it wasn't fast at all) and I come around a
corner down a little hill. And some kid is standing next to his bike right in the middle of the trail. Well that wasn't a problem... I went around him just fine, the problem was the pointy jagged rocks and the end of the trail! Crap! I slammed my brakes but... that's right, it wasn't enough....

At least I stopped before the blackberry bushes! that would have
messed up my pretty face!
It looks a lot worse than it feels..

well maybe not... it feels pretty much like this..

I was licking my wounds!
weiner... showing off!

Miah didn't like seeing me wreck at all! He still doesn't like seeing all the bruises.
What a pansy! I was pretty proud of the wreckage.. Now my stuff doesn't look all shinny!
I knew it was coming... I enjoyed having an audience for it too. It gave the kid
something to go home and tell his mom (I'm practically famous). Good times.
(Miah is threatening to sell my bike).

No... this is not what I wore to ride in, are you crazy! I just put this on for effect!
I LOVE MY HELMET!
Well this was just a quick preview... I have it all down my left side, but I didn't think
you would want to see so much... anyway. Today they are
bruised a lot worse, I'll be posting more pictures when they hit their full height of ugliness!